8 Orgy Horror Stories That'll Make You NEVER Want To Have Sex Again

More people than you may imagine have either been in orgies or considered them. That said, a lot of them discovered after doing so that they never need to attend one again.

They don't call it a pleasure den for no reason, and there's a lot of excitement to be had at an orgy. But it's more than a "the more, the merrier" approach to sex: You are dealing with extra people, and thus, extra potential for weird stuff going down. There are also tales of poor hygiene, weird personalities, sexual incompatibility, or just weird and embarrassing encounters.

Ever been in bed and had someone fart on you, puke, or just get plain weird and disengaged? This happens in orgies, too — except the potential for something that weird happening is increased because there are more people involved.

And that's a lot of what people say in their own orgy sex stories... well, more like orgy stories they wish didn't happen. Hey, we'll try anything once. Can't say never until you have given something a chance. But after these sex stories, never again.

1. One person didn't shower and was too drunk.

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"Humans are most vulnerable when we have shed our clothes. All of our preconceived faults are on display and we have nowhere to hide them. Take the case of the orgy: If there is the one person that smells bad, has poor hygiene, and is loud and rude, the entire orgy has gone limp. Take that same person that perhaps had a bit too much to drink and is constantly giving some kind of strange directions or giving unwanted direction, and these things will kill a scene faster than anything. All of ours have been fantastic. Well vetted personalities and honesty... Good communication from a host will do wonders for everyone involved."

2. She puked on his penis.

"One girl tried deep throating and puked all over the guy's junk. That set him off... and three other people. NOT a good time."

3. He cheated on me with the woman in our threesome.

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"My husband ended up cheating on me with the woman we agreed to have a threesome with. We're divorced seven years now, but it really, really sucked!"

4. He didn't tell me he put numbing cream on his penis...

"A guy in our circle orgy had numbing cream on his dick so he would last longer. Wish he would have mentioned it before I put my mouth there..."

5. My former professor was part of the orgy.

Tenor

"I was at a sex club and my old professor ended up a part of my orgy. Trust me when I say he was NOT that professor I had a crush on."

6. I really wasn't attracted to him.

"Just imagine having sex with numerous partners on camera and there's one that you're just not feeling sexual with. Now, as I'm having sex with others, I can't really enjoy them because I'm in agony thinking about having sexy that one person. It was not a pleasurable experience at all. I honestly don't know if you could see the displeasure on my face from that scene, but after that, I vowed to never do another orgy scene on camera or in real life. I'll stick to threesomes!"

7. He was just watching, not participating.

Popkey

"I don't think there can be a worse orgy unless there is someone who is not participating. Being in an orgy and watching a person who is just watching is creepy."

8. The orgy ended with a call to the doctor.

"I was at an orgy once and one of the young ladies started yelling in pain. Turns out the guy on top of her pulled out and instead of giving her a facial, he squirted in her eye. Sadly, the same girl (lord, she had no luck) had ANOTHER guy lose the condom inside after he finished, tried to fish it out, and scratched the inside of her vagina."