17 Quotes That Prove You're A TOTAL Sapiosexual (And PROUD Of It!)

Smart is SEXY.

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For the most part, you could probably say that you and your friends find the same type of people attractive. I mean, isn't that the real reason why you all watch Game of Thrones together? Nothing goes better together than a bottle of white wine and Jason Momoa's biceps (swoon).

But deep down, past the cute butt and the gorgeous smile, there is something that is more important than looks (well, depending on who you are): personality.

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An person's personality is like a window into their soul; who they are underneath it all.

Some of us look for a partner who is super creative while others look for someone who is always looking for the next adventure. Maybe you're the type of girl who wants someone to crack cheesy jokes with or share your love of Harry Potter

Most of the time, though, we all want someone who is intelligent.

And I don't mean a know-it-all who makes you feel dumb just by standing next to them. No, I mean the type of person who is fascinated with learning more about the world, the one who is always on their phone researching more into a topic, or someone who just seems to be so confident in their nerdiness.

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It's time to be honest with ourselves: smarts ARE sexy!

And what's even cooler is that they have a word for this exact sexual attraction: sapiosexual. How perfect is that?!

So while you're reveling in your smarts and thinking about how sexy that makes you, take a peek at the quotes below. You might just find these quotes are the perfect way to break the ice with someone new.

I don't know about you, but I think these (kind of hilarious) quotes pretty much sum up EXACTLY how sapiosexuals feel ... in the nerdiest way possible, of course.

If you're searching for the best quotes and memes to share with the people you love (or just want to feel inspired yourself) ... look no further! From the sweetest love quotesinspirational sayings, and hilarious friendship truths, we've got you covered. 

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1.Let's get deep.

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"Philosophical discussion is my foreplay."

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2.Pretty please?!

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"Dear guy in the bowler hat with the handlebar mustache, banging out your screenplay at the coffee shop on your Royal typewriter while sipping that no-foam, decaf, soy latte, stroking your monkey... MARRY ME."

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3.The higher the IQ, the sexier the person.

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"My sexual kink is attraction to Mensa members."

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4.This tea party is gonna get cray.

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"I only invite intellects, wordsmiths, crazy bitches, broke bitches, and lust-monsters to my tea party."

5.Flex those mental muscles!

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"Be mentally attractive."

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6.Seduce me with your words.

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"Your mind does things to my body that your hands never could."

7.The bigger the better!

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"I love big brains and I cannot lie."

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8.Who doesn't?

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"I have a thing for intellectuals. I love a good mind fuck every now and then."

9.Intelligence takes you to a higher place.

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"I get high on intelligent conversations."

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10.Big words are sexy.

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"Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent vocabulary."

11.Are you up to the challenge?

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"Give me words that make my mind curl before my toes."

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12.There's nothing wrong with showing yours off!

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"Brains are the new boobs."

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13.We're going to connect on a WHOLE new level.

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"Let's have intellectual intercourse."

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14.Make my heart skip a beat!

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"I have a weakness for clever minds."

15.You know ... the new Netflix and chill.

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"Let's watch cosmos and chill."

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16.Seduce me with your words.

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"Witty banter is the best foreplay."

17.All night long!

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"Talk nerdy to me."

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