Orlando Bloom Exposed His Penis And The Photos Are Really Something
Oh, wow.
Remember when we were all freaking out over the Orlando Bloom penis pictures that were censored? Well, ladies (and gents), we have the uncensored pictures. (This is not a drill.)
Orlando Bloom, who's Katy Perry's baby daddy as confirmed in her music video 'Never Worn White,' showed his penis in Italy on August 2, 2016 while paddle boarding with Katy Perry. Thanks to a stealthy but talented photographer, we were blessed to see him in all his gorgeous, glorious, natural form.
In summer 2016, Bloom and Perry were caught vacationing in Sardinia, Italy, enjoying a little fun in the sun. Perry was satisfied wearing her bikini, but her man must hate tan lines, because he let it all hang out. And we mean all of it.
Should we be concerned about sunburn? Can you even apply sun lotion, you know... down there?
The first 24 hours after the pictures were released had been an absolute internet firestorm, with celebrities weighing in, as well as the whole world. Who doesn’t want to see a celebrity naked? We all have an imagination and we expect certain things from the famous people we admire from afar.
The uncensored picture of Orlando Bloom's penis is really a sight to behold:
Well, according to Twitter, the consensus was mixed. With stars like Justin Bieber having his penis leaked, and pictures of Jon Hamm not wearing underwear, he had a lot to live up to.
It didn’t seem like Perry was too concerned about his size, and that’s all that matters, right?
Check out the pictures below to see if Orlando Bloom lived up to your expectations with the size of his penis.
1. The Orlando Bloom penis pics were shared by the NY Daily News Gossip page on Twitter.
Finally! Was it worth the wait?
2. Orlando Bloom's penis made the Twitter Moments page.
He may not have won an Oscar for his work, but he'll always have Twitter.
3. Some Twitter reactions were priceless.
Some even brought in the Donald, and his, you know... big hands.
4. Some people were pretty happy about the penis pictures.
5. While others weren't so impressed.
Sorry, Aunt Julia!
Liza Walters is a writer who covers astrology, pop culture, and relationship topics.