If You Give A Blowjob Like THIS, He'll Never Leave You
How to blow his mind - and his, um ...
weheartit First, you have to get down there. You have two options: the quick way and the slow way. The quick way was the beginning of one of the best blowjobs I've ever given.
Basically, you drop to your knees, open your mouth, and open his pants. This works well because men like surprises, and men like women on their knees. This usually takes place standing. But here are eight steps to the best blowjob ever.
1. Start by kissing him.
But if your guy is laying down, you've really got only one choice: the slow way. Start at his mouth. Kiss him, using a lot of tongue. Move your mouth down to his chin, then his neck, lick and kiss on his chest, then move over to his hands.
2. Lick and suck his fingers.
Put them all the way into your mouth, suck hard, then let the suction go so his fingers slide out (you're going to be doing this move a lot). Repeat until he's moaning. Then move back to his torso and kiss slowly down to his groin. Lick and kiss on his pubis and thighs.
3. Give him a hickey on his thighs.
Yes, you're going to be in the midst of pubes. Deal with it. Lick until you're at the base of his shaft, then move away. But don't go for the shaft yet.
4. Pay close attention to his balls.
While you're licking around it, cup his balls in your hands. Tug them very very gently, holding his full sack in your hand. Pet them. Then move your mouth down and start licking them. Lick his balls firmly until they're wet with spit. Only then should you move up to the goal: his shaft.
5. Slowly move your tongue to his penis.
Do it quickly, suddenly, and fast. Don't make the mistake of kissing around his head. Instead, treat him to a deep throat. If you don't know how to do this, you open the back of your throat so the head of his penis is past your tonsils.
Stay still for a moment. This will drive him crazy. Then purse your lips and slowly slide upwards. Replace your mouth with your hand. Hold his balls in your hand and play with them gently. With your other hand, hold the shaft of his penis. Make sure it's well-lubricated with spit.
Start licking the head of his penis. Use gentle, soft pressure to lap at the sides, and finally the bottom, which tends to be the most erogenous zone. Jerk him gently while you lick hard at the bottom of the head of his cock. This will drive him crazy.
Keep licking. Hold his penis up and, from the bottom of the head, lick down over his shaft. Keeping your hand on the shaft to hold it steady, lick up and down like you were licking a popsicle. Move from the bottom of his shaft to the sides and top. Use this as a chance to get his shaft lubed up and spit-covered. You're going to need it.
6. Shift your focus to just the head.
Take a break and suck on the head of his penis — not his shaft, just the head. Suck hard. Lick while it's in your mouth, then suck hard again. Swirl the head around in your mouth, licking as you go. Alternate the sucking, licking, and swirling for a while, all the time holding his shaft steady, and keeping a hand on his balls. Are you still petting them? You should be.
When you suck, start moving a little bit down his shaft. Then lick and swirl some more. Again, suck and move even farther down the shaft. Work it this way so that, eventually, you're alternating deep-throating with licking and sucking the head of his penis.
7. Finally, abandon the licking and swirling, and just bob up and down.
Suck hard and put pressure on his shaft with your lips as you move up and down. If you can't deep-throat — and some women can't or won't — there's a solution: You can suck down the length of his shaft as far as you're comfortable, then hold your hand around his shaft in a fist. While you suck, jerk him up and down. He's well-lubricated because of your attentions, so your hand slides right over his penis.
This is honestly the best long-term solution. If your guy is having trouble coming — and most guys will have come from your deep-throating — you can do the jerk-off cheat to give yourself more energy and pace yourself. At some point, if you're doing this right, he's going to come.
8. Swallow, never spit.
A wise man once told me that spitting is like going to someone's house and not eating dinner. For some reason, it's very, very, very important to guys that you swallow. So we're going to go with that. As he starts to come, reach back behind his balls and press on his perineum, which is full of crazy nerve endings and will intensify his orgasm.
Take him all the way into your mouth, as far as he'll go, and let the cum hit you somewhere around the tonsils. It'll go down more quickly that way, and you won't even taste it. Keep massaging his perineum until he tells you to stop (and he'll tell you to stop; it gets too intense after an orgasm).
This should be enough for even a novice to give the most rocking blowjob of a guy's life. If you can't deep throat, practice with a popsicle; make sure you get enough spit in there as lube.
Make him wait for the serious deep sucking, jerking action, and above all, swallow, don't spit. Your man will thank you — and ask for more.