27 Times This BADA$$ Lady Said EXACTLY What You Were Thinking

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Quotes From Single Mom Diaries
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You don't have to be single OR a mom to recognize some funny quotes when you see them. 

Since I first came across the Facebook page Single Mom Diaries, I've had to restrain myself regularly from checking in on the semi-anonymous author's sharp, brilliant, and freaking hilarious one-liners too often, lest I find myself still scrolling and peeing my pants past some annoying deadline or another.

Being the generous soul I am, I have therefore captured for you here 27 of the best-of-the-best quotes from this divorced L.A. mom of three awesome boys.

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Believe, it was not easy picking.

1.About the quest to find a good man.

Finding a good man

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2.About married girlfriends complaining about their husbands' wanting sex.

sex object

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3.About kids who just won't flush.

boys don't flust

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4.About dining out with kiddos.

kids eat free

5.About being a hypocrite.

hair pulling

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6.About people who've never been married.

Never married

7.About what you can and can't make someone else feel.

want to you

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8.About sexting.

sexting

9.About minding your Google manners.

google stalking

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10.About the deeper meanings of emojis.

emojis

11.About Siri.

siri

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12.About the honest mouths of babes.

sob

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13.About relationship dynamics.

who wears the pants

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14.About understanding men.

what does he want

15.About texting fails.

texting

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16.About parenting wins.

phone to kids

17.About getting crafty.

rainbow loom

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18.About general badassery.

spiders

19.About latent sibling rivalry.

sibling rivalry

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20.About bringing sexy back.

oreos in bed

21.About parenting wins - FOR REAL.

rain jedi

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22.About communicating with your kids.

how was your day

23.About going with the flow.

boys will be boys

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24.About alternative perspectives.

dance like no ones watching

25.About dick pics.

dick pics

26.About trust.

trust issues

27.About straight-up wisdom.

sex tips