WTF: This Future Sex Toy Has A Mouth, Vagina, AND A Butthole

There are times when men (and women) who masturbate don't just want to do it one way, so it's understandable that you might want a little variety. If you were having sex with a live human, you'd have some options ... and you should when rubbing one out, too.

Brian Sloan, the man who brought you Autoblow 2, has come to your rescue. He currently has a new Indiegogo campaign for his latest and greatest male sex toy, masturbator, and orgasm help-aid: the 3Fap, with three textured orifices with suction.

In other words, a device with three holes: a mouth, vagina, and butthole — all the fun of a real woman without all the mess.

This is the 3Fap in all its three-holed glory:

As the 3Fap jingle says, "Your monster is cheering, for this triumph of engineering."

Here's the jingle for your listening pleasure:

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​Sloan is kind of a crowdfunding/sex toy genius. In 2014, he raised $297,320 for Autoblow 2 (described as an oral sex simulator for men), which was 622 percent funded. 

So, why is it named 3Fap? According to the Indiegogo campaign page, Fap is the onomatopoeic intransitive verb representative of the sound of male masturbation. Cows go "moo," sheep go "bah," and jerking off goes "fap, fap, fap."

3Fap

No longer will men need to purchase multiple products. With 3Fap, they'll be able to switch from mouth to anus to vagina quickly and easily without disrupting their flow.

Another thing that sets 3Fap apart from the rest is that, while their competitors use old school plaster casting or stock vulvas (on which they slap on various porn-star identities afterwards), 3Fap held a worldwide vaginal beauty contest, and scanned the vulvas, anuses, and mouths of the winners.

All photos: 3Fap

3Fap will be for sale online and in stores sometime in 2016, and will retail for $120. But early bird backers of the campaign will be able to own it for less. Don't wait too long to contribute, because the price will go up in phases throughout the campaign.