11 Totally Awesome Reasons To Love Your Big Boobs
Are big boobs good? Duh...
Getty Society is corrupt. We are conditioned to wonder and debate, "are big boobs good?"
There's no reason to ask this question. All boobs are beautiful, and yes, big boobs rock.
No need to keep yourself up at night asking, "are big boobs good?"
It is good to have large breasts, but all breast sizes are attractive.
Large breasts don’t indicate that you’re a sexual person, despite common misconceptions.
Just look at women like Christina Hendricks (your devoted author's personal idol/girl crush).
She's so beyond hot, and she works that gorgeous figure. (Sorry, got distracted thinking about Hendricks for a minute. I'm back.)
So without further ado, here are 11 reasons to love your big boobs. Enjoy, while I go daydream about Christina Hendricks some more.
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1. Everyone loves them.
Straight men, gay men, straight women, lesbians. Boobs (especially big boobs) rock, and we can pretty much all agree on that.
2. You can hide basically anything in your bra.
A side effect of having to wear a larger bra is more generous storage space.
People with large breasts have been known to stash everything in their bras — from cell phones to spoons to Taco Bell hot sauce.
Several of them can get away with it because they are more blessed in that department than their other friends.
3. They make the best pillows on the planet.
4. They make you seem tougher than you actually are.
There's something powerful about a large-chested person who can work it, that screams, "Don't mess with me."
5. They fill out certain dresses better than other silhouettes.
Yes, we can't wear straight, loose dresses without looking like we've donned a circus tent.
Put us in a bodycon or wiggle dress and prepare for fireworks.
6. When you cover them up, their stock skyrockets.
Big boobs are a freakin' wonderland, and nothing arouses interest like a little mystery.
7. They have a moth-to-the-flame effect on pretty much everyone.
Even if you're partial to smaller breasts between the sheets, everyone can at least appreciate a fine set on someone.
All that attention, in the right dose, is a lot of fun.
8. Our lingerie is just as pretty.
Sure, we might need something a little stronger, but our bras are as equally pretty as those frothy little things that A-cups get to wear.
9. Cleavage, cleavage, cleavage!
This is a place where we have a huge leg up on our less well-endowed friends.
Us bustier pals might not be able to wear a shirt open to our belly buttons, but we make up for it with a fabulous display of perfect softness.
There's absolutely no need for a pushup bra. Score!
10. Statement necklaces have the perfect frame.
To be fair, basically everyone looks good in the right statement necklace, but there's something awesome about having it rest on a gorgeous chest.
11. They are just plain fun.
Say you're in bed, your honey is sleeping, and you're bored. You've got two fun toys right at hand!
The best part is when your aforementioned honey wakes up and starts playing too.
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Kristen Droesch is a writer, editor, librarian-in-progress, and filthy olive addict.