24 Of The Worst Celebrity Husbands And Boyfriends Ever

These are the worst celebrity boyfriends and husbands ever.

Mark Wahlberg from Fear
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You know that wonderful girl who's dating a real jerk? The sort of guy who, if he was a wrestler, would be what's known as a heel (that's what wrestling fans call the bad guys)? Everybody hates this guy, but she keeps dating him. And you're like, Dude, why?

You want to say something to her about it, but then you remember that you can't. You can't, because she's a famous actress or singer or model and you don't actually know her as a person. You've seen her at the movies, and she doesn't even know that you exist, like most celebrities don't, but you still feel like you're besties. I totally get it, because I have the same relationship with Captain America and Spider-Man.

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So what can we do when these ladies keep dating douchebags? We just have to sit back and watch it all unfold, unfortunately. There's nothing we can do about it. Except, you know, talk about it on the Internet in hopes that their Google alerts will let them know they're making a huge mistake. On that note, here's are some of the absolute worst celebrity boyfriends and husbands ever. (I'm confident that if I'm ever famous, I won't make this list.)

Floyd Mayweather

Floyd Mayweather

Floyd Mayweather slut-shamed an ex for allegedly having an abortion, hits women and hangs out with Justin Bieber. Seriously, why does anybody support this jackass?

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Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber can't make up his mind about whether or not to be with Selena Gomez, so he hangs out in Brazilian brothels, gets arrested a lot and makes stupid ass faces like this one constantly. If he makes it past 21, he's not gonna age well.

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Kevin Federline

Kevin Federline holding an AK-47

Kevin Federline will get you pregnant, then gain a lot of sympathy weight and release "Popozao." He also poses with AK-47s, which is scary, because it's clear this guy doesn't shoot blanks ever.

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Justin Timberlake

Justin Timberlake in Friends With Benefits

Justin Timberlake will release songs and music videos about how Britney Spears supposedly cheated on him when he's supposedly cheated on Jessica Biel left and right. Also, he just shouldn't be forgiven for The Love Guru.

Harry Styles

Harry Styles in One Direction 1d: This Is Us

Harry Styles isn't the monster Taylor Swift makes him out be, but rest assured: After he's done promoting an album, he'll probably dump you.

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Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kutcher will tweet and cheat and also defend people like Joe Paterno. Good luck with that one, Mila Kunis.

Terrence Howard

Terrence Howard

Terrence Howard says women who don't use baby wipes after using the bathroom are "unclean." Just like his criminal record. Take a seat, bub.

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Adam Levine

Adam Levine on the Voice

Adam Levine slut-shamed Lindsay Lohan, but this is the same guy who dumps women like Nina Agdal and Jessica Simpson over text. He doesn't seem like a beacon of morality nor integrity himself.

Wilmer Valderrama

Wilmer Valderrama from That '70s Show

This not famous anymore TV actor likes to kiss and tell about his barely legal conquests, bragging about his sex lives with Mandy Moore, Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson and more. But the worst part is that it's Wilmer Valderrama, and that's supposed to stay a secret shame.

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Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods from Nike Ad

When Tiger Woods cheats, he cheats with enough women to populate a small state.

Columbus Short

columbus short

Did you know who Columbus Short was before his domestic violence arrests? No? Neither did we.

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Sean Penn

Sean Penn from I Am Sam

Sean Penn once tied up and beat Madonna. Sean Penn cheated on Robin Wright left and right, and no one — no one — cheats on Princess Buttercup. He also talks about politics too much, which is just really annoying.

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Leonardo DiCaprio

Leonardo DiCaprio

Leonardo DiCaprio is probably a perfectly nice boyfriend, until you turn 25. He likes his girlfriends "fresh," which is as creepy as it sounds.

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Josh Duhammel

Josh Duhammel from Transformers

Josh Duhamel cheated on his wife Fergie, AND THEN MADE A BUNCH OF TRANSFORMERS MOVIES. What a monster.

John Mayer

John Mayer from Who You Love

John Mayer will tell everyone every detail of his relationships (remember when he called Jessica Simpson "sexual napalm?") and he might drop the n-word a few times. He's a goof like that.

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Jesse James

Jesse James from American Chopper

Jesse James has pretty much cheated on every wife he's ever had. Also, he's probably a neo-Nazi. Anyone who dates this guy knowing that information deserves whatever they get.

Hugh Grant

Hugh Grant from Love Actually

Hey, Hugh Grant cheats and he pays for hookers on top of all that affable British charm. What a combo!

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Eminem

Eminem from Funny People

If Eminem writes a song about you, don't ever listen to it. Trust me on this.

Chris Brown

Chris Brown from Think Like A Man

Chris Brown guy ended up being the worst date to the Grammys ever.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger from The Expendables 2

Arnold Schwarzenegger is a guy who keeps secrets. Walking, talking secrets, and he keeps them with interesting looking people.

Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise

Nicole Kidman said she'd been "to Hell and back" through her marriage to Tom Cruise. Katie Holmes, who won the role after Jennifer Garner refused to audition for it, has been quiet about it, probably because she's pushing it out of her memory.

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James Franco

James Franco

If you can read this, you're probably too old for James Franco.

Tom Brady

Tom Brady

Tom Brady left his then-pregnant girlfriend for Gisele Bundchen, then recently said he throws tantrums to get his way. Add that to his dumb old Justin Bieber haircut and the fact that Gisele sent emails praying he'd win a Super Bowl and you can see why he'd be seen as an insufferable prick.

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Rob Kardashian

Rob Kardashian

Rob Kardashian cheated on Adrienne Bailon after she tattooed "Kardashian" on her butt, then slut-shamed Rita Ora for allegedly doing the same thing to him and blamed her for his massive weight gain even two years later ... even though she denied ever dating him at all. Klassy!