13 Of The Craziest Sex Injuries Of All Time (OUCH!)
Kids, don't try this at home.
weheartit Sometimes love hurts. And sometimes, even worse, making love can hurt — a lot. The wacky sex stories we've found will leave you gasping. Presenting, the 15 craziest sex injuries, EVER!
1. Pop Rocks in Vagina
A woman, thinking that it would create a desirable sensation, actually put candy rocks in her vagina in order to reach orgasm. Ouch!
2. Passionate Kiss Hurts Ear
A young woman in China was left partially deaf in one ear after her boyfriend's very passionate kiss pulled her eardrum out.
3. Old Woman With A Hammer
A 77 year-old woman went to the hospital after she got the claw end of a hammer stuck up her vagina.
4. Blood Clot Hickey
A New Zealand woman's left arm was left partially paralyzed after her husband's hickey caused a blood clot in her neck, leading to a minor stroke.
5. Broken Penis After Pills
A man sued VirilisPro after he claimed that popping the pills led him to fracture his penis and a large quantity of blood squirting onto the sheets, walls and mirror.
6. Dislocated Jaw And Window Pane
In a bizarre twist of fate, a teen girl dislocated her jaw while giving her boyfriend a blow job — and he, scared, jumped out her window and hurt himself.
7. Nipple Clamps Death
In a tragic accident, a woman died of electrocution after her husband put on electric nipple clamps and was shocking her with an on/off power strip.
8. Broken Tongue
A woman born with a tied tongue (meaning that the strip of skin connecting her tongue to the bottom of her mouth is shorter than most people's) injured herself when her boyfriend kissed her roughly and snapped her tongue tie, filling her mouth with blood.
9. Stuck Together
A couple in Russia experimenting with a new position from the Kama Sutra were rushed to the hospital after they became stuck together.
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Nitroglycerine as LubeA young couple couldn't wait to get out of grandma's house to have sex, and accidentally used grams' nitroglycerin tube (mistaking it for lubricant)--then passing out due to the extreme drop in blood pressure.
11. Baby Falls Off Table
A couple wound up injuring their baby when they had sex by the kitchen table, which caused the baby bouncer to fall off and hurt their 2-month-old.
12. Elbowed In Eye
A young woman having sex with her new boyfriend ended up getting elbowed in the eye, later waking up with blurry vision and a huge bruise.
13. Stuck Penis Ring
A man who made his own eight-inch steel cock ring ended up getting it stuck on his penis, causing him to rush to the hospital for medical attention.