9 Cats Trying To Hit On You With Government Shutdown Pickup Lines

The government may be shut down, but these frisky felines are open for business.

9 Cats Trying To Hit On You With Government Shutdown Pickup Lines
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You know how much we love flirty cats. Whether they're trying to pick you up on the sidewalk or OKCupid, some felines are just relentless. But you can't blame a kitty for trying ... you've got it going on lately.

And even news of the government shutdown, these cats are up to their sneaky ways once again. They're even using it as an excuse to take you home.

Here are our favorite #ShutdownPickupLines tweets, as told by some ultra flirty cats.

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1. Was hoping you'd notice.

mindblowingcats.tumblr.com, https://twitter.com/_StarrHall_/status/385419973382115328

mindblowingcats.tumblr.com, https://twitter.com/_StarrHall_/status/385419973382115328

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2. Don't make me blush!

mindblowingcats.tumblr.com, https://twitter.com/MsSwank/status/385428064085102594

mindblowingcats.tumblr.com, https://twitter.com/MsSwank/status/385428064085102594

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3. I'll tell if you tell

mindblowingcats.tumblr.com, https://twitter.com/brittanyfeinson/status/385442879297949697

mindblowingcats.tumblr.com, https://twitter.com/brittanyfeinson/status/385442879297949697

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4. Both, I think?

manucactus,flickr.com, https://twitter.com/jladrae/status/385437948927160320

manucactus,flickr.com, https://twitter.com/jladrae/status/385437948927160320

5. Pick me up at 8?

mylesthecat.tumblr.com, https://twitter.com/AstoriaHaiku/status/385437301423480832

mylesthecat.tumblr.com, https://twitter.com/AstoriaHaiku/status/385437301423480832

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6. Thought you'd never ask ...

mindblowingcats.tumblr.com, https://twitter.com/michot_y/status/385412098026913792

mindblowingcats.tumblr.com, https://twitter.com/michot_y/status/385412098026913792

7. Aw, shucks

mindblowingcats.tumblr.com, https://twitter.com/_StarrHall_/status/385446170773815298

mindblowingcats.tumblr.com, https://twitter.com/_StarrHall_/status/385446170773815298

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8. Pretty tempting, huh?

mindblowingcats.tumblr.com

mindblowingcats.tumblr.com

9. Couldn't think of anything more romantic ...

mindblowingcats.tumblr.com, https://twitter.com/BernardFeinsod/status/385457293737082880

mindblowingcats.tumblr.com, https://twitter.com/BernardFeinsod/status/385457293737082880

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