15 Hilarious Quotes About Sex From Our Favorite Famous Women

There's nothing quite like watching an empowered woman walk onto a stage, flip caution the bird and spout a hilarious one-liner about sex.

Well look no further — we've compiled 15 of our favorite funny quotes about sex from famous ladies we absolutely ADORE:

1.

"So I'm licking jelly off my boyfriend and all of a sudden, I'm thinking, 'Oh my God, I'm turning into my mother.'" 
— Sarah Silverman

2.

"It's work having a vagina. Guys don't think that it's work but it is. You think it shows up like that to the event? It doesn't. Every night it's like getting it ready for its first Quinceanera, believe me." 
— Amy Schumer

3.

"As I get older, I just prefer to knit."
― Tracey Ullman

4.

"Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." 
― Mae West

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5.

"You could put a blond wig on a hot-water heater and some dude would try to f**k it."
— Tina Fey

6.

"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation."
― Lily Tomlin

7.

"If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you."
― Dorothy Parker

8.

"Usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping." 
— Lisa Lampanelli

9.

"In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind."
— Nora Ephron

10.

"I have a rule, and that is to never look at somebody's face while we're having sex; because, number one, what if I know the guy?" 
— Laura Kightlinger

11.

"I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people." 
— Chelsea Handler

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12.

"The only time a woman has a true orgasm is when she's shopping." 
— Joan Rivers

13.

"No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor."
― Betty Friedan

14.

"Women fake orgasms and men fake finances." 
― Suze Orman

15.

"My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex—ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant." 
— Margaret Cho

If you're searching for the best quotes and memes to share with the people you love (or just want to feel inspired yourself) ... look no further! From the sweetest love quotes, inspirational sayings, and hilarious relationship truths, we've got you covered.