How To Tell If He's A Virgin

[One of the greatest aspects of college life is the morning-after recap with friends. You stumble out of bed, grab your liquid of choice, and gather around the living room to replay (and remind yourself of) the events of last night. You laugh, you cringe and you share the highest of highs...and the rock-bottom lowest of lows. We thought we'd bring the fun of the recap to CollegeCandy, so grab that coffee and take part in the deliciously awkward moments your CC friends have to share.]

I hadn't known John* very well, so when I got a text at 11pm saying "I'm bored, come hang out" I should have immediately seen the booty call red flag. Especially because we had set up a first date for the next night, but John was hot and he cracked me up so I was excited to see him. When I got there, he answered the door and immediately shushed me. You see, his parents were sleeping and John wasn't allowed to have girls over past a certain hour. Read: The Pros And Cons Of Living With Your In-Laws

Dating a guy who lives with his parents isn't so awesome, but we're all broke college students so I tried to understand as he hurried me through the pitch black living room scattered with baby pictures and Precious Moments figurines. I was a little less understanding when he led me straight into an ottoman. I fell, and not a small fall either. I fell down, on the ground, wincing in pain. But again, I was crushing so I picked myself up grabbed his hand and tried not to think about my scraped knee.

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John led me to his bed where I was happy to sit and makeout for a little while. After few minutes I started to shy away, realizing that maybe I was sending the wrong signals. I really did want to hang out with John, not just hook up. So I put my libido on hold and tried to get to know him a little better. John wasn't happy about this and decided to tell me by ignoring me while he watched a baseball game that was on behind me.

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