16 Signs You Need To Have Sex, ASAP
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So it's been a little while since you got laid. That's okay; we've all been there. But while you weather out this dry spell, take a peek at our list of the signs that you seriously need to have sex as soon as possible. You know, for inspiration!
1 You've forgotten how it feels to be turned on.
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2 Crude jokes make you laugh way too hard.
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3 You've been channeling your sexual frustration too deeply into other pursuits.
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4 You try to mask your loneliness with exuberance.
5 You like to do this in public bathrooms, because if you're not having sex, no one else is either.
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6 Your seduction skills are so rusty that this is your opening line in the bar:
7 And when that fails, you whip out this bad boy:
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8 You address your genitals with the following:
9 This is you on a Saturday night:
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10 You see someone attractive and all you can think is:
11 You would welcome human contact in any form.
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12 A simple hug drives you up the wall.
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13 This is you pretty much 24/7:
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14 You friends regularly have to pull this move to get you to shut up about how long it's been:
15 You massively misread signals on the regular.
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16 When you finally get laid, your friends bring you this cake:
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